Summary

Dane has such intense feelings for Magdalene St. Michaels, the mother of his friend, that he enters her house when she is sleeping, has the audacity to go into her bedroom, open her dresser drawer and takes a whiff of her pants in front of her! When the attractive MILF awakens, he asks the creepazoid, "What the FUCK is he doing?" after noticing what he's been doing. Dane, who stammers, doesn't know how to respond, so all he can say is that he finds her attractive. That suffices for her.